STDs among Penguins....... At SAN FRANCISCO Zoo
During one night last year, zookeepers celebrated in the classical San Francisco tradition.
At the end of it, they felt amorous. Unfortunately, holding orgies with trannies, homosexuals, and dogs had already lost its novelty and appeal in San Francisco.
What to do?
Several pounds of marijuana later, they decided on a plan:
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - A mysterious outbreak of chlamydia, a bacterial infection which humans pass to each other through sex, has killed a dozen penguins at the San Francisco Zoo, a zoo spokeswoman said on Friday.
The illness turned the zoo's Magellanic penguin colony into a disease hot spot, sparking fatal respiratory distress and kidney failure that struck down 12 of the birds.
The outbreak was the second Penguin Island mystery to stump zoo officials in recent years.
At the end of it, they felt amorous. Unfortunately, holding orgies with trannies, homosexuals, and dogs had already lost its novelty and appeal in San Francisco.
What to do?
Several pounds of marijuana later, they decided on a plan:
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - A mysterious outbreak of chlamydia, a bacterial infection which humans pass to each other through sex, has killed a dozen penguins at the San Francisco Zoo, a zoo spokeswoman said on Friday.
The illness turned the zoo's Magellanic penguin colony into a disease hot spot, sparking fatal respiratory distress and kidney failure that struck down 12 of the birds.
The outbreak was the second Penguin Island mystery to stump zoo officials in recent years.
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