Learning about the Environment

"E-HE-HA!!!!!!"

The foul sound of a female goat being double penetrated in the ass by horse-cocks woke me up from my mild daze in Environmental Science class.

No, I was mistaken; just another ass-hat with her vile and disruptive laugh.

Over the objections of both my parents and several of my friends, I decided to take an Environmental Science this school year. My rationale was that the teacher is a friendly, reasonable guy, and the course-load is easy.

At this point, I can say that my predictions of both my teacher and the course subject were correct.

However, I failed to take into account another variable.

Namely, the students.

If you were to create a class of the most annoying people in our class, (no, our entire school) it would be better than this, since a few of them might actually be intelligent. Not so with this class.
Moreover, their interactions with each over make them more vile and annoying than they would be otherwise.

A typical lab day;

SR: "Mr.X, I need to go get some plants to put in my eco-project."

Mr.X: "Alright S, then why didn’t you get some yesterday like I told you to for homework?"
With a blank, wide-eyed expression on her face, like someone seeing gold coins dropping from the sky, she replies,

"Ehhhhhh……."

Suddenly, a light bulb flickers on;

SR: "AHA! I have a brilliant idea!" as she runs out of the room.

She-Goat (SG), her partner: "E-HE-HA!!!!"

EM, another one of her partners: "Come back soon S, I have something funny to show you…" as he places a Bunsen burner apparatus on his crotch, creating the hilarious sight of a large "cock".

AC, the president of NHS at our school: "Oh shit…."

KIMaster (me): "Uh A, why did you just lick your shirt??"

AC: "Well you see, my tongue had some crap on it, but I didn’t want to get it off with my fingers, so I just licked my shirt to get it off."

The new Einstein repeats the procedure.

"See?"

Meanwhile, two top-ranked scholastic debaters, both 18-year old Chinese girls, are having a very stimulating intellectual conversation;

G1: "Like OMG, WTF??!! My parents didn’t let me watch a movie last night!!"

G2: "LOL! LOL! No, JK. What movie was it??

G1: " "A Shark’s Tale"!! OMG! I wanted to watch that movie for sooooooo long! But my parents wouldn’t let me! GRrrrrr…."

G2: "Oh yeah, I want to watch that sooo much as well, LOL! Oh, do you know, Bush is a complete faggot??"

G1: "Yeah, obviously; I’m voting for Kerry in these elections."

G2: "LOL yeah! Me too."

(Just for reference, they did in fact say "OMG", and not "Oh my god")

SR comes back, with a clump of plant and soil in her hands, just recently dug up from the ground. She has a huge smile on her face.

SR: "Ha ha, I just took this plant from the school garden, and I’ll use it in my project."

Mr.X: "S, please put that back in the school garden."

SR: "But Mr.X….." she wails in a broken voice.

"Put it back"

SR leaves again.

SG: "E-HE-HA!!! SR is sooo smart! E-HE-HA!!"

KIMaster: "How the fuck is that "smart"?? Not only did she fail to do a simple piece of homework, not only did she kill a plant and wreck a garden, but she also bragged about it so that the teacher found out, and had her put it back anyway. Yeah…. real fucking smart."

SG: "OK Vlad…." she says, the first time I can recall in a few weeks she hasn’t uttered her goat-orgasm…..

SG: "……E-HE-HA!!!!!"

Goddamn it!

I look across the other side of the room, and see two Koreans "pissing" on each other. They have two large pipets filled with water which they hold by their crotches and squeeze in order to spray onto each other. Their sprays at aimed at the other’s private parts. They giggle like little school-girls.

DE: "Holy shit! You got me all over the ass."

KS: "Take that bitch! You got fucking powned!"

DE turns around to reveal a huge wet spot on his ass, with his underwear showing through his soaked pants.

SG: "E-HE-HA!! E-HE-HA!!! E-HE-HA!!!!"

Mr.X: "Alright class, we still have another half-hour to go, continue working, no horse-play."

I must be in hell.