The Worst Zombie Film Ever

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086486/

"Oasis of Zombies"

Not quite sure what type of zombie film to make? Completely confused about how to incorporate zombies into a fresh, original plot and setting??

Are you a complete dumbass??

Make a film about Nazi zombies.

That's right; former Nazi soldiers who come to life fifty years later in an abandoned African oasis.

To distinguish these hardcore creatures from the common, run-of-the-mill zombie, feature them wearing army helmets!

TERRIFYING!

This film consists chiefly of two sequences, repeated over and over again ad naseum:

1. Naked woman has sex.
2. In the middle of the lustful pleasure, evil Nazi zombies start attacking/eating her.

Then, a few minutes later, she escapes with only mild bite marks. Undeterred, she starts having sex again.

I also learned a valuable lesson from this film. Shooting zombies is completely useless. Meanwhile, throwing a cigarette lighter at one Nazizombie will cause all the zombies within a 100 yard radius to burst into flames and die.

Memorable scene: The zombies are a few steps away from the heroes, about to kill them. They are advancing. Scary classical music is playing. The male heroes’ eyes are brimmed with horror. The camera cuts back and forth between the hideous, disfigured visiges of the undead. They are advancing. Closer. And closer. And closer. And…..

……Twenty minutes and much jerky camera motion later, they haven't moved a foot. The hero then throws a lighter and they all die. These are the same undead that outran a truck earlier in the film.

Then again, that truck carried a naked lady in it.