AIM Conversation Punking

I'm "dfs" (not my actual SN, obviously) in the following conversation, pretending to be a redneck Floridian with short-term memory loss. I wanted to know how Puerto's name was in my list of contacts. Mental confusion ensues.

By the way, is it just me, or are Rican Florida girls motherfucking illiterate?

dfs: Hello.

PuertoGurlz07: Hola.. who are u?

dfs: I was about to ask you the same question...

PuertoGurlz07: oh

dfs: I saw your name in my "Friends" list, but I have no clue who you are...

dfs: However, to be perfectly honest, I suffer from short-term memory loss.

dfs: So I was hoping you could help me out...

PuertoGurlz07: Oh haha. why?

dfs: Maybe you know how I know you...

dfs: My name is Jim, incidentally. I've visited Puerto Rico before.

PuertoGurlz07: Oh i see

dfs: Who are you? Perhaps I'll remember the name...

PuertoGurlz07: I am Alaya

dfs: Hmmm....doesn't seem to ring a bell. Do you post on any forums then? Maybe that's how...

PuertoGurlz07: No i didn't. I'm sorry

dfs: Are you Amy's friend?

PuertoGurlz07: amy?

dfs: Yes, Amy.

PuertoGurlz07: I don't know her

dfs: Damn... must be someone else...

PuertoGurlz07: Then how did u find my scn?

dfs: Living with medically diagnosed short-term memory loss is very difficult...

dfs: I'm always forgeting things.

PuertoGurlz07: not me

dfs: Well then, you are lucky.

dfs: It's horrible; I've slept with girls, and when they call me a day later, I have no idea who they are.

dfs: They often break down crying as a result.

dfs: It's terrible.

PuertoGurlz07: But i don't rememember my father at many years

PuertoGurlz07: i am peace

dfs: I remember my father; he was an alcoholic who was frequently in the county jail.

PuertoGurlz07: But i am not intersting in that

dfs: He used to get so drunk he would pass out for literally days at a time.

dfs: Hey, maybe you remember someone who had a deeply alcoholic father.

dfs: That might be me.

PuertoGurlz07: Oh excause me.. i need to see your picture please?

dfs: One moment....

dfs: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b253/TID49/PuertoGurlzpic.jpg

dfs: Do you know who I am?

dfs: By the way, where can I see a picture of you?

dfs: Aliyeeya, was it?

PuertoGurlz07: www.myspace.com/x0xpuertoguriix0x

dfs: Well, we live in the same state...

PuertoGurlz07: u live in florida?

dfs: Yes. Palm Beach.

PuertoGurlz07: oh i see

dfs: Wait... are you really small?

PuertoGurlz07: i am not small

dfs: How tall?

PuertoGurlz07: oh don't ask me

dfs: I'm small myself.

dfs: I'm like 5' 6".

dfs: As you can see from the photo.

PuertoGurlz07: I am 5'1/2

dfs: Sorry girl, that is freaking small.

dfs: Wait a moment... did you visit some local Florida colleges?

dfs: I was the tour guide at several of them...

PuertoGurlz07: Oh look i am deaf

PuertoGurlz07: i am serious but i am hard of hearing

dfs: Wait... I remember two deaf girls that toured the local region...

dfs: You've been to Palm Beach, right?

PuertoGurlz07: No never

dfs: Was it Miami then?

dfs: I used to live there for a long time....

PuertoGurlz07: i live in kissimmee for 6 years

dfs: Wait, do you watch a bunch of anime?

PuertoGurlz07: Si

dfs: Oh, I remember you now....

dfs: I never met you myself, but a couple of my friends hanged out with you and gave me your SN...

dfs: ur friends? who?

dfs: It was either Mike, Amy, or Julie.

PuertoGurlz07: I don't know them

PuertoGurlz07: you would ask them so they might tell u

dfs: They told me about a Rican girl who was deaf and watchecd anime with them.

dfs: Who was also small.

dfs: It's probably you.

PuertoGurlz07: I am not small

PuertoGurlz07: why are you think i am small?

dfs: You said yourself you're 5' 0.5".

dfs: That's really small, honey.

PuertoGurlz07: i said 1/2

dfs: Isn't 5' 1/2" the same as "five feet and half an inch tall?"

dfs: Or is my long-term memory failing me too?

PuertoGurlz07: never mind

dfs: I'm sorry, it's just that short-term memory loss is so hard to cope with.

PuertoGurlz07: that's fine

dfs: It's a daily battle.... like "Memento".

dfs: You seen that film?

PuertoGurlz07: No

PuertoGurlz07: Why are you talk with me for?

dfs: It's about someone who loses his entire memory every single new day...

dfs: That's me...

PuertoGurlz07: how old are u?

dfs: 20. And yourself?

PuertoGurlz07: i am 14 year old. i need to leave u alone

dfs: Why?

PuertoGurlz07: because i had a lil headache

dfs: Okay.

dfs: Have a nice day, thanks for the information.