The Greatest Countries in the World

Creating this list was infinitely more pleasing than I had originally imagined. Feel free to submit any of your own.

"Japan is the greatest country in the world for old men with weird sex fetishes, ugly, slanty-eyed sluts in sailor suits, anime, slightly diluted tapwater called "sake", and crazy shouting dudes."

"Australia is the greatest country in the world for furry animals, hats made out of them, and funny accents."

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"America is the greatest country in the world for foaming-at-the-mouth feminists, utterly useless jobs, Downs Syndrome university humanities professors, and elite geniuses."

"France is the greatest country in the world for extreme Muslim terrorists, ugly foul-smelling pigs/beasts politely refered to as "French women", dickless male wonders who eat snails, and
Yahoos dumber than Helen Keller."

"China is the greatest country in the world for rickshaws, rice, sneaky people, future kung fu movie stars, Communist government, crappy beer, and vicious Triads."

"Italy is the greatest country in the world for vegetablized, senile old men wearing tiaras, secret religious/sex societies, prostitutes outside churchs, and obnoxiously bad romantic singers."