Cool Movie

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"Master of the Flying Guillotine"

A seventy year old blind man lives by himself on a chicken farm. One day, he gets really mad, so he takes out a "flying guillotine" and beheads all his chickens.

Then he goes around towns terrorizing inhabitants, destroying entire buildings, causing women and children to run around screaming hysterically, and beheading anyone who pisses him off.
This is unquestionably the coolest part of the film.

Only one man possesses the god-like power to stop the blind, senile, geriatric.

That man is a cripple. That man is the One-Armed Boxer, whose remaining limb has gained immense strength from having its partner cut off.

Other characters:

An Indian Yoga practioner whose arms stretch out to over ten feet long.

A fat Chinese guy with an obnoxiously long, Gengis-Khan moustache who gains fighting strength from being kicked in the balls.

A Thai fighter who shakes his ass prior to every fight and is constantly tripping on acid.

Summary: Great, marvelous film.